His girlfriend demands: “Either The Dog Goes Or I Go”, the internet applauds his decision

To some people, dogs are not only a pet but a friend and a family. You would be surprised at the sacrifices people are willing to make in order to protect the welfare of their best friend.

An example of a strong bond between a man and his paw pal was that of a man, whose relationship with his dog got tested when he had to make one of the hardest- or perhaps easiest decision in his life.


People all over the internet are having a good laugh over a trending classified advertisement of a man from Roanoke, Virginia to Craigslist.

According to the man with a good sense of humor, he has been dating his long-time girlfriend for four years. It seems that it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level. The man was more than ready to live together with the love of his life, however, things did not go as he had expected.

Apparently, his girlfriend of four years will only move with him if her ultimatum will be satisfied. Perhaps, envious of the closeness between the man and his best beagle pal named Molly, the jealous girlfriend will only agree to live with him if the innocent dog will be evicted.

Having to choose between two of the most important person, or being, in his life, the man found himself wondering how he would deal with his situation. After giving it a serious thought, the man took his final decision to Craiglist by posting an advertisement which became viral in an instant.

“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to re-home her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.

Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”

Apparently, choosing between his longtime girlfriend and best pal Molly was not so hard to think about at all. Mixing his predicament with a sense of humor, the man chose his dog and advertised his girlfriend to anyone who is willing to take her in. His response sure is not the kind of answer his girlfriend would have expected!


As the old saying goes, a dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself. The man made a sound decision of choosing his beagle, Molly, over someone who would wake-up one day realizing that your relationship is not worth it anymore.

Above all else, it is safe to say that the only type of people who hates dog are bad people!

May the funny story of the man who chose his dog over his longtime girlfriend serve as a reminder to every one of the incredibly strong connection a man and a dog could have.

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